Corrupt a Wish!

[Ki.Toru]

(J-Jumping in here)
Your wish has been granted, but they choose not to spend that time with you!

I wish I didn't have to go to camp this summer.

Granted but instead you have to take 5 remedial courses for whatever reason.

I really wish Vancouver transit was much more well planned. ESPECIALLY on days like fireworks..

[Claidi24]

Granted, but you are banned for life from Vancouver.

I wish I could do a proper London accent.

[Ki.Toru]

Granted, but you are banned for life from Vancouver.

I wish I could do a proper London accent.

Granted, but it becomes a permanent gross Cockney (poor London, think Pygmalion and/or My Fair Lady)) accent and anyone you care about doesn't understand you, becomes impatient with you and you become a poor little match girl on your home street.

I wish I find a good living space for a good price in a good neighborhood and have a good job when in 2 years.

[Claidi24]

Granted, but it becomes a permanent gross Cockney (poor London, think Pygmalion and/or My Fair Lady)) accent and anyone you care about doesn't understand you, becomes impatient with you and you become a poor little match girl on your home street.

I wish I find a good living space for a good price in a good neighborhood and have a good job when in 2 years.

Granted, but the owner refuses to sell/rent it to you because he doesn't like your name.

(Cockney? Oh... Oh dear... That would be horrible...)

I wish that I didn't get sick so easily.

[Spyrogenes]

ein zwei drei!!!!
you are now healthy and strong .. BUT you have to do tons of manual labour everyday 24hrs a day 7days a week..

I wish to be enrolled at a University the same as from the anime series Baka to test

[Reiko]

ein zwei drei!!!!
you are now healthy and strong .. BUT you have to do tons of manual labour everyday 24hrs a day 7days a week..

I wish to be enrolled at a University the same as from the anime series Baka to test

Wish granted, but you'll never escape from being place and staying in Class F.

I wish that I'm a GM at Sword Art Online or Accel World!

[SiguusaEcho]

Wish granted, but you get kicked out for posting too much on the forums as a GM 8D

I wish my house would be clean

[Claidi24]

Granted, but that is because you now have OCD, and are forced to clean up every little thing, so you end up just staying home alone for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't make so many darn mistakes.

[SiguusaEcho]

Granted, but the few mistakes that you do make negatively impact your life. (Sorry, nothing too creatively horrible haha)

I wish I was better at sewing

[Ki.Toru]

Granted, but the few mistakes that you do make negatively impact your life. (Sorry, nothing too creatively horrible haha)

I wish I was better at sewing

Granted, but your skill is used for cheap sweat shop work.

I wish I could make money for vacationing